Mexician Jokes

Q: If a mexician had two Penis' what would he call them?

A: José and Hose b

There was a family in Mexico that decided to send their twin boys, Amall

and Juan to the States for University. Now the family was very very close

but after the boys left for University, it was only Juan that sent back

letter s and pics on a weekly basis. The mom was very distraught at this

but the father didn't seem to mind. So the mother asked one day, "doesn't

it concern you that we haven't heard from Amall since he left eight months

ago. I mean we used to be so close and now I feel like we've lost a son."

The father looked at her and with a slight smile said, " Don't worry

mother, after all if you've seen Juan you've seen Amall"