Quite possibly the greatest B Class horror movie of all time!!!!!!! (maybe Evil Dead 2 was better)
1300ad.wav ASH " As far as I can figure the Year is 1300 Ad and i'm being dragged to my Death"
21cnt.wav ASH " Say hello to the 21st Centery Boys"
badash.wav BAD ASH "I'm bad Ash and Your Good Ash......"
assholes.wav ASH "I've never ever seen these assholes before!"
goodbad.wav ASH "Good.., Bad.., I'm the guy with the GUN!"
gotahurt.wav ASH " Oh, that's gotta hurt"
growing.wav ASH "Oh, Dear God it's Growing bigger!"
hailto.wav ASH "Hail to the King BABBY"
screwhds.wav ASH " Ok you primitive screwhead listen up.."
kaltu1.wav ASH " Kaltu Varota N......."
kaltu2.wav ASH "Kaltu Varota Ne<amfasduyfiyrgfuyrli>"
kalta3.wav ASH "Kaltu Vaota Nectoe"
london.wav ASH "London bridges falling down, falling down, falling doWWWWWWWWWWN"
Little Ashes "My fair Lady HO"
oops.wav ASH "Opps"
handbad.wav ASH "it got into my hand and it went Bad, so i loped it off at the wrist"
thewords.wav Store Clerk (played by Robert Tapper <Joker on Xena>) "Did you say the words
Right this time? " ASH " Yeah i said them Basicly, Yeah."
sugar.wav ASH "Gimme some Sugar babby!?"
pilot.wav ASH "Maybe my boy can hold them off off, Maybe yeah and i'm a chinese jet pilot!"